Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Bad Botox

I can't believe I'm posting these pictures but I just had to journal this experience. Tuesday at 4 am I woke up feeling very strange and I could feel my upper labial frenum (scientific name for a little tag of tissue in the center of the upper lip that attaches the lip to the gums.) being stretched so tight. I instantly touched my face and that's when I feft the lips, then I touched all over and felt my forehead. I thought I was dreaming the sensation was so strange. I then jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom. This is what I saw.....

All I could do was laugh and I couldn't stop laughing. It was the funniest thing I ever saw and at 4 am there was no one to share it with. I felt fine so I took a couple of Bendryl and fell back to sleep hoping the swelling would be gone in the morning.
When I woke up my lips were even bigger and so was the mass on my forehead!

I ended up at the doctor that afternoon. Everyone stared at me and it was kind of embarrassing. I got so frustrated at one guy that I grunted at him...he just would not stop starring. I learned a HUGE lesson...I sometimes stare at people that have abnormalities and I never will again! It's uncomfortable and I now know how they feel.
The doctor thinks it was either caused by the weeds I was pulling on Monday or the ant spray I used. However, last night I did kill a nice size spider in my room...isn't that ironic!

7 comments:

Mama Thompson said...

Oh man...it looks "fine" (tee hee)...my bet is that little rascal spider got you twice:)

agirlsmusthaves said...

The only problem is I don't see any bite marks anywhere. Oh well he's dead now and that's all that maters!!!!!

Vicki said...

So glad it is back to normal. "left the lips"? or felt the lips? =)

Signing off,
Your Personal Spell Checker!

Nikki@KreativeKnack said...

Oh my gosh...you poor thing! How sad you didn't have anyone to laugh with...lol I would have been sending picture messages to everyone...glad your back to normal!

outnumberedthreetoone said...

You are gorgeous no matter what! What a funny story... and to think people really pay to have their lips that huge. Ha! :)

... my bet is on the spider... good thing you didn't swallow him, just think what he might have done to your boobies. :)

botox said...

thank you so much for your sharing...

get well soon :)

cheer .

conner posse said...

I would love for something to bite my boobies and enlarge them... LOL