This is probably a little bit inappropriate to be posting but this is my journal and so I'm going to do it.
C: Why do girls wipe every time they go to the bathroom?
M: Because girls don't have a penis.
C: How do they pee?
M: It comes out of their front. We poop out the back and pee out the front.
C: (with a smile on his face) so what's it called?
M: a vagina
C: (looks at me funny) a ragina? Well, I'm going to call it a penis.
M: No, girls don't have those they have a vagina!
C: (made a pose like a superhero and in a loud voice yells) Penis vs raginas