I need a miracle....lol

C: How old do you have to be to get married?

M: Well, you are going to go on a mission so you'll be older than 21.

C: So, people get married when their 21?

M: Some people do. Look at me I'm way older then 21 and I'm not married.

C: I wish you were married.

M: Why?

C: I really want a little brother or a little sister.

M: I know and you would make a great brother.

These type of conversations make me super sad for Cameron!

Versus

This is probably a little bit inappropriate to be posting but this is my journal and so I'm going to do it.

C: Why do girls wipe every time they go to the bathroom?

M: Because girls don't have a penis.

C: How do they pee?

M: It comes out of their front. We poop out the back and pee out the front.

C: (with a smile on his face) so what's it called?

M: a vagina

C: (looks at me funny) a ragina? Well, I'm going to call it a penis.

M: No, girls don't have those they have a vagina!

C: (made a pose like a superhero and in a loud voice yells) Penis vs raginas

Have you ever eaten slow food?

You're probably wondering what's up with this sign? I wasn't going to blog about this story that happened last month but when Vicki and I saw this sign I have to now!

Steve was here last month (for a minute) and we got to go to lunch with him. I told Cameron what we were doing and he asked if we could go to McDonald's (that is the first place Cameron will pick every time). I told him Steve doesn't eat 'fast' food and Cameron said, "Well, does he eat 'slow' food like Subway?" I thought that was pretty clever and then when Vicki and I went to lunch on Saturday to Benson's Best Bites I guess they serve 'slow' food too!

What do you say to that?

M: Stop whining!!!!!

C: (continues to whine and whine and whine)

M: (clearly frustrated at this point) You're such a wiener!

another great parenting moment

C: (broke down with huge tears) You're not being a mormon!!! Mormons don't call names!

Chunky, Chubby, Hot!

Kids say the funniest things sometimes!

Yes, Cameron did call me that the other day and the funny thing is he did it so lovingly.

Ferrari = Finale

While watching fireworks he told us this was a great Ferrari!!!

Limbo = Limo

"Vicki check out the stretch limbo"

it was actually a lincoln town car so something like that!

Having trouble with blogger upload and I've got a stack of pics to blog about.....hopefully I can figure out the problem soon.

He heard me

Cameron and I are usually running around like mad dogs in the morning trying to get out the door and for awhile we were doing really good about saying our prayers but now they are on the fly and in the car :(

Yesterday I asked Cameron to please pray while I drive; "Dear Heavenly Father.......please bless that it will be sunny and warm so that I can ride my bike and that this rain will go away!" I secretly laughed because he has no idea that tomorrow he's leaving for California where it's currently 70 and tomorrow it will be 76.

Then today on the way to Grandma's it was bright and sunny and he says, "mom, he heard me he answered my prayers!"

Mom is #1

Cameron is away at the cabin with Aunt Ruth this weekend and she just texted me and said the GREATEST thing ever; "I asked Cameron if this was the best weekend ever. He looked at me and said NO....but it would be if my mom was here!"

I guess call it like it is

While kissing Cameron goodnight;

M: Goodnight little man!

C: Goodnight big woman!

The grass isn't always greener!

Cameron has been saying some of the funniest things lately. He spent the day with his Aunt Ruth yesterday and I'll have to get her to email me their conversation but it was a funny one. Something about he hopes he never gets scales like her and Grandma Dorth....scales??? As we were driving through her neighborhood he was looking at all the big houses and here is our conversation.

C: I wish we lived in a big house.

M: I really like our little house.

C: I wish we had a bigger one.

M: That just means we have more to clean.

C: Oh, never mind I like our little house.

Last night Vicki and my mom came over and helped put up vinyl letters in my kitchen...I can't wait to show you!

No beeps /\/\/\/\----/\/\/\/\/\/\--------------

C: Mom, I want to feel your heart beat (Cameron placed his hand in the middle of my chest).

M: No, it's over on this side.

C: I don't feel a beep (as he continues to try and feel it). YOU'RE DEAD!!!

M: I'm not dead!

C: Well, I can't feel a beep cuz your boobs are in the way!!!!

(Note: the marks in title (---/\/\/\-----) is something Cameron created while playing doctor at the doctor's office on their computer....a heart monitor!!!!)